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OCCUPY - Global Warming Protesters

TAGS: occupy global warmin protesters
Rating: 4.88/5

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Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:00 pm
Calvin did...can't you tell?
Budog - December 6, 2011, 9:48 pm
Some people say that global warming is just a snow job...
BOSSthefurry - December 6, 2011, 2:37 pm
Wow I would have lost my mind just doing ONE of them. 5 lions
Derek - December 5, 2011, 9:05 pm
Charlie Brown (you'd have to have seen the early stuff)
Reality Lord - December 5, 2011, 5:42 pm

HUGE lolz!!!
mariand - December 5, 2011, 12:41 pm
I wonder who had the patience to do this...


TAGS: iceberg titanic global warming cj
Rating: 4.77/5

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culos - March 7, 2011, 4:17 pm
Amsome Air, but where's the fly-boy connection???? 5 cubes anyhow!


TAGS: letter home heartwarming usmc semper fidelis redneck
Rating: 4.63/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:38 pm
Why do people a**ume city boys are weal? I know county boys are tough because of their work and environment, but growing up in the Bronx or East La, working road crew, and a fast food job on the weekends ain't no picnic
OTC - June 17, 2012, 4:04 pm
Things have changed since my tour, reveille used to be 5:30 and the women went to Parris Island.
rerun - September 11, 2011, 5:23 pm

I missed this one.
stenusmc - February 17, 2011, 10:44 am
Nice! 5L and shared also.
50cal - February 16, 2011, 2:55 pm
I have not heard this one in a long time!
quetz - February 16, 2011, 2:47 pm
OMG I think I knew here when I was in, ohhrah!
5150monkeylove - February 16, 2011, 2:42 pm
5L and added to faves
CANADA - February 16, 2011, 2:35 pm
I want to meet that chick! 5L

CHUCK NORRIS - And some people are afraid of global warming and terrorists...

OFFICE POLITICS #15 - Sometimes doing a good job at work is like wetting your pants in a dark suit-- you get a warm feeling, but nobody else notices


TAGS: frozen cat global warming
Rating: 2.18/5
adolflol - April 16, 2011, 8:35 pm
I don't like cats, but that is just wrong
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 7:42 pm
cats are no better than rats
Swampfox - November 20, 2009, 6:48 pm
Crats, clown cars... Who can tell the difference?
aesop's folly - November 20, 2009, 6:15 pm
how can anyone think dead cats are funny?


TAGS: navy submarine global warming
Rating: 4.52/5

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eldiabloloco - October 18, 2010, 8:19 am
I agree RL 5L from me also
Reality Lord - October 16, 2010, 4:14 pm

i'm surprised this scored so low. i really like it. 5L from me dude.

STOP GLOBAL WARMING - Because it's so fricken hot outside it won't stop snowing.

TAGS: global warming snow h**
Rating: 2.16/5

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Sean - July 1, 2009, 12:42 am
GLOBAL It rhymes with "local", therefore it must mean more or less the same thing. See also: "Republican" and "American", eh?

GLOBAL WARMING - Challenge Accepted.

GIVE A MAN A FIRE... - And he will be warm for the day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...

TAGS: and he will be warm for the day
Rating: 4.75/5

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Thunderstrike - July 7, 2011, 4:35 pm
however short that may be :)


TAGS: global warming
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Current Resident

Derek2 - September 17, 2009, 11:38 pm
If it's too cold in the kitchen, get out of the freezer ;-)
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 7:13 pm
Ladies and gentlemen... BoneTFO!
BoneCD - September 17, 2009, 6:07 pm
5 freezing fingers from me!
BoneCD - September 17, 2009, 6:06 pm
data shows that the earth has gone in a global cool down! If you need the facts let me know and I'll guide you through!
BoneCD - September 17, 2009, 6:05 pm
About 30 or so years ago they just invented the device to measure the ozone layer...that's when they found the hole and the global warming horse **** started. They a**umed there was no hole before they discovered it *wtf*! Over the last 10 years recorded
spacedog - September 17, 2009, 3:30 pm
Because it was hilarious.
Sean - September 17, 2009, 3:20 pm
About 30 or so years ago when the notion of global warming was brought up at a conference of scientists, a group of Canadian scientests burst into applause.
Kspace - September 17, 2009, 3:05 pm
In Quebec, Global Warming isn't a threat, it's a promise.
Current Resident - September 17, 2009, 2:57 pm
Well, I just don't know. Al Gore invented the Internet and Global Warming and maybe he invented the Tanning Bed...
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 2:50 pm
Can a mullah get a tan up in here?

Vacation -

TAGS: dog bar beer cold ones warming up
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 25, 2013, 12:24 am
Another original 5L spacedog piece of work...loved it!
Sho - June 24, 2013, 11:01 pm
Awesome, Space!
GaryO - June 24, 2013, 10:32 pm
Behold, the masterpiece. Sun of a bytch, Space, that’s sizzling. Right now, right this moment, it’s good to be a dog. 5/F
lgvernon - June 24, 2013, 10:09 pm

Excellent 5LLLLL

SMILE - All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. ~Chris Hart

TIME CONTRAINTS - This has to be wrong! what happened to the time you fap?

TAGS: culos warm soapy fap
Rating: 4/5

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steph1 - February 15, 2011, 6:34 am
that time does not even count as a full percentage - all over in a flash ;-)

CLIMATEGATE - The Hoax is revealed. Who are the Deniers now?

TAGS: climategate global warming hoax
Rating: 2.5/5

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WTFO - November 29, 2009, 9:54 pm
There is a DVD you should be able to find (and some clips on YouTube) called and Inconvenient Truth or a Convenient Fiction. Done based on climitologists' work vs politicians' scare tactics. Check it out.
GreyScorpion - November 26, 2009, 7:38 pm
hmm, how would we know that? Fahrenheit didn't invent the mercury thermometer till 1724. So how would we have a base temp 300 years ago to measure against? Might want to recapitulate your statement
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 7:29 pm
A concerted effort to conceal info that contradicts their BS "settled science" that climate change is man-caused. Let me enlighten you, the Earth was h**ter 300 yrs ago than today. Hmm, no SUVs no coal plants. Think the Sun has more to do with the temps?
Derek - November 26, 2009, 4:05 pm
60 Megabytes of e-mails and we find that some scientists don't work cooperatively.

DREAD - Is that small voice in the back of your head and it is screaming "Why was the seat warm when you sat down!?"

TAGS: dread warm toilet
Rating: 4.77/5

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Reality Lord - December 21, 2011, 12:46 pm

hehe...nice :)



TAGS: global warming
Rating: 2.24/5

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Bah - December 1, 2009, 1:03 am
Huh. I got nothin. Was gonna chastise TG for being insulting, see it was already done and all is well. Thought about going after Mark Levin's b****, but with a name like that, my work's done for me... Anyone wanna talk science? I'm good at that!
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 12:45 am
"Destiny rarely calls upon us at a time of our choosing." (Optimus Prime) Well, anyway, Mark, there's no need to stoop to name-calling...ah! just read what Sean and I said to Tres!
TresGlobos - October 24, 2009, 12:42 am
Everyone has a calling ... :)
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 12:37 am
Don't mention it, Tres. I'm always happy to help out.
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 12:36 am
My God! Round two! Why does this keep happening to me?
Mark Levin's bitch - October 24, 2009, 12:35 am
wtf Global warming is real you greedy dumb conservatives!
TresGlobos - October 24, 2009, 12:33 am
Thanks B ... and to all for the friendly feedback ... I'll be nicer ... Probably maybe.
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 12:25 am
Go to forum, then "user control panel" at the top the far left of the toolbar, then "profile" and then to "edit avatar." I should know; I've gone through about ten of them lol
TresGlobos - October 24, 2009, 12:23 am
Legit Q (at your leisure of course) ... how do you set your avatar? I need a face ... lol
Sean - October 24, 2009, 12:14 am
TresGlobos - October 24, 2009, 12:14 am
Will someone please correct me on my spelling ... again? Quickly?
Sean - October 24, 2009, 12:14 am
It happened again. Nevermind.
Sean - October 24, 2009, 12:13 am
Hey, part of that got cut off: "
agdaniele - October 24, 2009, 12:12 am
Tres... it has a different feel from n00bs. You need to show a good side first... We all get bumps and bruises in the first month. Sarcasm on Week 1 makes you sound like a douche. Otherwise... These be the last friendly words ye'll hear!
TresGlobos - October 24, 2009, 12:12 am
And sincerely "sorry to all" if my comments were taken as over hostility ... the attacks are fine, but the retard comment got me going. Sean, I could tell you were being fun ... "I am not an idiot" (in John Merrick voice)
Sean - October 24, 2009, 12:12 am
Well thank heavens that your people skills are clearly of an exemplary calibre. You're soon to be regular yerself.
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 12:10 am
All I got out of that was "tit." Thus, i a**ume the sentiment was brilliant.
TresGlobos - October 24, 2009, 12:09 am
TresGlobos - October 24, 2009, 12:08 am
I was merely getting my # of flesh after being "gang banged" by the regulars. I drip with sarcasm ... that's why I like the site. And I still think "guest" is on the tit.
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 12:08 am
Spinning head, horrid visions...F#CK!
Sean - October 24, 2009, 12:05 am
Well sarcasm and overt hostility don't work well together. It's a mixed messages thingy going on.
Sean - October 24, 2009, 12:03 am
(Uhm, # is also called the pound sign, right? Or am I dealing with early onset something or other?)
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 12:03 am
Wow, you're really good at sarcasm, because I'm extremely confused. So you were joking about the "Hillary-banger thing?"
Sean - October 24, 2009, 12:02 am
I do TG, and your pound comment was funny. I laughed.
TresGlobos - October 24, 2009, 12:01 am
I get that too, Bart ... perhaps I should have smilied after my retort? :) Is "smilied" even a word? Moderators, please jump right in ... =D
TresGlobos - October 23, 2009, 11:56 pm
Thanks ... I get that ... I'm sure Sean does too ...
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 11:55 pm
Personally, though, I do use a pound sign...so I can capitalize "F#CK." Also, i think it looks more like a "U." @Tres-Nah, you just have to be witty and sarcastic. These are qualities often confused with ***kishness.
TresGlobos - October 23, 2009, 11:51 pm
I get the impression that being a prick is the only way to fit in on this site ... Bart.
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 11:46 pm
trying* see? we all make mistakes.
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 11:46 pm
Wait, I think I was just a hyporcrite. I'm rying to get you to lean AWAY from the personal attacks. I should have said "you're *being* kind of a prick." I'm sure you're not fundamentally flawed; you just made a mistake. Next time, stick to the issue.
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 11:42 pm
Tres...you're kind of a prick. God, I miss WTFO. At least his tangents were based in fact and mildly entertaining.
TresGlobos - October 23, 2009, 11:36 pm
And "guest retard", you don't spell f*ck with an asterisk, it's a pound sign. You're obviously an "on the tit" turbo democratic idiot.
TresGlobos - October 23, 2009, 11:32 pm
I had no idea Al Gore had so f#cking many relatives! Christ, I thought this was a parody sight. Go improve the internet, Moti-douche Hillary bangers.
what is this i dont even.. - October 23, 2009, 9:37 am
im sorry, i have a filter that removes sentences which would make me stupider for having read them, the text on this poster simply shows up as "HURRDURRR! f*** DA ENVIROMENT HURRRRRRR!!!" its called not being a retard, you should try it sometime
Derek - October 23, 2009, 4:49 am
There is better correlation between greenhouse gasses and global warming than anything else. Earth's distance from the sun is little different, whereas cow burps, car, factory, train and plane farts...
Don't drag your knuckles - October 23, 2009, 3:49 am
Wow, the sheer volume of your ignorance on this subject could fill the Grand Canyon.
Haarakkon - October 23, 2009, 3:09 am
Unless global warming is because we're crashing into the sun, as you'd seem to imply. In which case, I guess you won't make it to High School.
Haarakkon - October 23, 2009, 3:04 am
Junior High Physics. I used to love that class, too. In your freshman year, they'll get into vacuums!
Who's the ignorant moron here? - October 23, 2009, 2:31 am
Maybe someone should explain the difference between 'effects' and 'affects' to you. Before you start calling people ignorant, that is.
agdaniele - October 23, 2009, 1:28 am
Pointing out Sean's charm is very generous, too.
MrRandom - October 23, 2009, 1:25 am
Swear words are all sorts of fun.
agdaniele - October 23, 2009, 1:19 am
Heh heh. Pompus a55.
Sean - October 23, 2009, 1:03 am
In this case it would be Diction Nazi.
Chopperliscious - October 23, 2009, 12:48 am
Sean, I never had you pegged for a spelling fascist...
Sean - October 23, 2009, 12:40 am
p.s.: there's no asterisk in ... oh, nevermind. You can't do anything right can you?
Sean - October 23, 2009, 12:39 am
TresGlobos - October 23, 2009, 12:16 am
I stand corrected, you pompous a**.
Sean - October 23, 2009, 12:05 am
And the word you meant to use was "affect." You snotty twit.


MOTHER NATURE - the great equalizer

TAGS: go where its warm
Rating: 4.94/5

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Weapon X - November 26, 2010, 3:34 am
Funny as hell...reminds me of this story about these two guys on my ship and this homeless chick when we went to Victoria, British Colombia...
TheGoat - September 18, 2010, 10:10 am
why else do you think Vancouver has 3 times the homeless rate of Toronto?
forseti - September 18, 2010, 7:53 am
so evil!
Claire - September 18, 2010, 2:16 am
I lol'd hard. This is great.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 6:58 pm
I keep them with my sh**gun....just to make it easy on the cops...
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 6:54 pm
Fridge full of condiments, huh? I guess we will just have to go do a sauce run, you still got those ski masks?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 6:51 pm
All I have is h** sauce....seriously, I don't even have milk, bread or eggs....But I got h** sauce.
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 6:50 pm
o yea, cuz your fat, thats whats with the fat jokes. (sorry that thought slipped my mind while thinking bout kobe kiddo kabobs)
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 6:49 pm
I prefer bbq suace, and lets substitute my kids for some of my nephews. Lil bastards, i got the ranch if you got the bbq sauce
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 6:47 pm
Why the fat jokes?......I'll eat your children.....If you've got Ranch dressing...(nothing worse than bland children)
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 6:42 pm
F*CK YOU Mooooooooooooooooo, you over weight bovine b****! (nothing but love)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 6:23 pm
Eat a ***k Faceplant!!!!! all in good fun (no seriously, eat a ***k)
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 5:06 pm
Love it! Nice smileys guys!
Reality Lord - September 17, 2010, 5:05 pm

oh yeah....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 3:39 pm
True dat....5L


A convenient truth -


TAGS: gonna warm up some
Rating: 4.45/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 29, 2013, 4:59 pm
With a touch of brimstone, lol.


TAGS: not that i actually care one d*** bit about global warming or the d*** enviroment and al gore cun suck my woah sorry about that got carried away for a second
Rating: 4.44/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 7:13 am
Hey, it's my hometown! We aren't called Smoggies for nothing.
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:07 am
Until then, 5L
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:07 am
We are the manufacturers of global environmental atrophy. All life forms will flourish in our self-induced demise.



TAGS: iceman warm up mariand
Rating: 3.75/5

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falloutghoul - February 20, 2012, 7:49 pm
Shine on me one more time, and my big bro will drown this whole f***ing planet!


TAGS: ice global warming polar bear cute
Rating: 3.49/5

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agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 12:35 am
I know! And I'm glad you picked this one... there were so many worse ones!
ICEMAN - April 15, 2010, 12:24 am
No worries Aggy. I'm just bustin your chops. You know how it goes. Feel free to dig in.
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 12:12 am
Am I taking heat for this one? Come on, ice... I have ones WAY worse. Everyone else was doing that stupid "I can haz a cheezeburger" crap, so I gathered up my pride and self-respect, tossed it in the garbage, and made this one... painful to post or read.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 14, 2010, 10:16 pm
I'm sure he was here for a while before registering...Like most of us.
ICEMAN - April 14, 2010, 10:13 pm
Jan. 09, according to the Forum join date.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 14, 2010, 9:50 pm
Well, maybe not "years" but quite a while.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 14, 2010, 9:49 pm
Aggy had been here for years when he made this....but it's hard to make every poster a**ignment funny.
ICEMAN - April 14, 2010, 8:34 pm
Geez Aggy, at least I'm not alone making crappy posters as a newb. ;)
Mr.Danger260 - September 21, 2009, 2:37 am
Ice is for the polar bears that drink COLA!Now get back in the rain forest,before we de-forest you!
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 12:42 am
ype... it's italian for type.
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 12:41 am
LMAO.... Sean, it was sooooo hard for me to ype this.... and took 3 uploads before I actually had the balls to submit it.
Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:36 am
Yer a jerk aggy. Thanks for making me laugh away a few IQ points. They don't grow back you know.



TAGS: beard warm wierd
Rating: 2.58/5

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Iconoclast - April 27, 2010, 12:03 am
Agreed, but it was too wierd a ph**o to pass up
ICEMAN - April 26, 2010, 11:54 pm
Doesn't attract many 5's either.

PIRATES - The real cause of Global Warming! (Hey Al Gore, this chart doesn't need a 20 year gap!)

TAGS: global warming al gore owl gore fag g** liberal moron democrat retard f***ing stupid lemon obama
Rating: 2.55/5
BladeMasterV - August 9, 2008, 3:25 am
being part ninja saying this is hard w..e.. nan na need mo mmoo moore ppa pa pirates ow my mouth it burn's! i said it for the future!
nerd guy - June 7, 2008, 1:28 pm
does anyone notice that the graph was made incorrect?
the flying spagetti monster - June 3, 2008, 8:46 pm
yeahh man
SCARLET PIRATE - May 20, 2008, 11:50 pm

GLOBAL WARMING - Who cares? As long as Lara does the weather forecast.

TAGS: lara lewington weather global warming rnr babe
Rating: 2.38/5

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Sexymcfinkersonjew - November 23, 2008, 4:20 pm
You mean there's a woman under all that makeup?

PARADISE - Global Warming Bringing Us Closer To It Everyday

TAGS: paradise global warming
Rating: 1.89/5

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Derek - August 21, 2009, 12:06 am
Hope you enjoy malaria.
Wert - August 4, 2009, 11:49 pm
Tropical jungles. Global warming brings them closer every day.
Derek Gunn - March 27, 2009, 4:17 am
Deserts. Global warming brings them closer every day.

PAPILIO TEMPESTAE - The Quantum Weather Butterfly responsible for all the freak weather. (it has nothing to do with global climate change)

TAGS: quantum weather b***erfly papilio tempestae rnr global warming climate change
Rating: 1.5/5

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speedracer22 - January 10, 2012, 8:55 pm
F ake A nd G ay


TAGS: greenpeace police arrested diplomacy donuts global warming
Rating: 3.73/5

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BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 5:13 pm
LMAO excellent
LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 9:14 am
Sure Derek, unless seen in your "rear-view" mirror. *giggle* Get it? "REAR"-view? Mirror? *snicker*
Derek - November 20, 2009, 4:25 am
OMOH = Special Purpose Police Squad. Basically the riot squad.
whatukno - November 20, 2009, 3:18 am
Anyone else notice that cop's name is Omoh? lol


TAGS: global warming
Rating: 3.5/5

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fred - January 19, 2011, 5:59 am
I see 2010 was the h**test equal year on record. According to NASA.
Donkasaurus - December 30, 2010, 12:50 pm
Climate change* and technically yes. It shouldn't be, but that's what it has turned in to.
Peso - December 30, 2010, 11:16 am
Personally I like it, but isn't global warming considered politics?

GLOBALWARMING - just remember that you're next on the food chain

GLOBAL WARMING - Makes an animal, that can swim over 300km, forget how to swim

TAGS: global warming co2 polar bear
Rating: 2.95/5

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boinger - March 30, 2011, 3:20 pm
It looks like the ice just nut-punched the bear. lol.
Derek - September 21, 2010, 10:51 pm
Forgotten how to swim 400km


TAGS: warming bird
Rating: 2.93/5

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GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 1:00 pm
WOW 5 fruit loops
Signe - February 7, 2009, 8:19 pm
Wow, this is well made!
Scorpio7 - December 25, 2008, 3:13 am
I think this one is among your very best. Congratulations!

CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX - Only the Mainstream Media, extreme left and the scarecrow still support this scam. Sadly, they all suffer from the same condition.

TAGS: funny humor global warming lies oz
Rating: 2.42/5

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WTFO - January 21, 2012, 2:53 am
Here's a good site for you to review. http://climatechangefacts.info/ v/r,
TerrorAustralis - January 13, 2012, 8:00 am
how do we explain to them that we couldve stopped all the bull**** from climate change, but we didnt? will they look at us the same way we saw the architects of the cold war? but the bombs never did drop. future generations may see us as worse...
TerrorAustralis - January 13, 2012, 7:57 am
2 of the factors are cosmic radiation, which affects cloud formation, and is out of our control. and carbon dioxide, which is something we CAN control. if we choose. if we do not, how can we explain to future generations that we LET it happen?
TerrorAustralis - January 13, 2012, 7:51 am
the fact that the sun has the largest effect is obvious. but the fluctuations in the output of the sun are not directly related to the temperatures on earth a comparison of solar output to temperature indicates that other factors are at play
WTFO - January 8, 2012, 11:26 pm
and we should be good stewards of the resources and respect nature. However, we shouldn't believe people who have hidden and distorted facts about the causes of a natural cycle for their own wealth and power.
WTFO - January 8, 2012, 11:23 pm
Not exactly. I think we should acknowledge that the sun has had the biggest impact on our environment throughout the existence of Earth and that the planet has always gone through warming and cooling cycles. People certainly have impact on the planet...
TerrorAustralis - January 5, 2012, 8:11 am
so basically, you're an advocate of "we're f***ed anyway, lets die having fun!" because if the sun is cooking us, we are completely and utterly f***ed. we need to build spaceships and leave if the sun is going bad on us. whos going to pay for the ships?
fred - December 5, 2009, 8:37 pm
We have still on a solar minimum. What retarded scam are you going to tell us about next? How we never went to the moon perhaps?
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:05 am
The biggest factor appears to be that bright yellow thing in the sky during the days, not us. Our impact is much less significant than these scam artists would have you believe.
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:03 am
some of the same "scientists" claimed we were heading for an Ice Age and we needed to take action to warm the globe. Then global warming, now climate change. Here's truth (from climatologists) the Earth's climate has always and will continue to change.
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:02 am
Derek, political alarmists and scientists who invested in carbon credits don't have any integrity left on this topic. It's "settled science" that they cooked the books and suppressed conflicting info instead of incorporating it into the data. In the 70s
Reason - December 2, 2009, 5:44 pm
*territory whoops
Reason - December 2, 2009, 5:43 pm
personally, i enjoy global warming. Normally it has gotten to the "ITS f***ING COLD" terrotory up here. Tomorrow they say its going to be 60. Yay global warming keep up the good work
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 6:23 am
Would that condition be Rectal Hypoxia? 5 Gaseous Lions!
mejes - December 2, 2009, 2:15 am
See I liked Crichton's State of Fear, it does use science and explains all the so called specialists. Makes me sad though, I love science, I hate to see it bastardized just like religion was, by people who want power.
Derek - December 2, 2009, 2:11 am
Let's ignore the specialists. We know better because... because.. we're more comfortable burning the last of the oil and coal.

GLOBAL WARMING HOAX - Boy, The Cattle Are Pissed

TAGS: warming
Rating: 2.28/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:38 pm
Oh yeah....Atheist all the way...... I just bow to your genius.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:35 pm
I don't know whether or not to take that as a compliment since you're atheist (I think).
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:33 pm
Random is King. I pray to you man.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:26 pm
But what if the hoax about that hoax was simply a phantom hoax for the leader hoax beneath all the other hoax's?
Derek - November 26, 2009, 11:25 pm
There is a hoax... it's just that the hoax is a hoax.
Sean - November 26, 2009, 11:22 pm
*breeders **them
Sean - November 26, 2009, 11:21 pm
No. They are in on it too. The greater the demand for chickens, the more the breedeers will expand their operations. Then turncoat cows is hopin' for gov't jobs when all is said and done.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:19 pm
So the eat more chikin cows are secretly government agents fighting against the conspiracy?
Sean - November 26, 2009, 11:18 pm
methane, and once there are enough of them all over the planet, they are going to stage a mass revolt and take over everything! It's true.
Sean - November 26, 2009, 11:17 pm
Not the chickens. They are behind the whole global warming conspiracy. They are even secretly funding the weather channel. Their plan is to have chicken breeders expand their numbers greatly, since they produce, on a per bird basis, so little ...
agdaniele - November 26, 2009, 8:56 pm
I stand corrected. Thanks.
GreyScorpion - November 26, 2009, 8:52 pm
I'm sorry Aggy, I beg to differ. ja****s!!
agdaniele - November 26, 2009, 8:44 pm

BLOOD OCEAN - Still threatened by global warming?

Climate Change -

TAGS: warming
Rating: 1.33/5

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Das Ghoti - September 13, 2009, 11:42 pm
It was originally Global Warming that was the problem, but after 2 years of record lows (especially in Mich.) That little ruse was seen through. How long will it take for this to end? I believe there was an Ice Age without the advent of industrialization.
doc b - March 31, 2009, 4:20 pm
right...cuz we all know the weather is absolutely stable day after day and centuryafter century
Anonymous - November 14, 2008, 6:14 pm
*rolls eyes* Yeah, we're responsible for the .2° C change... guess that whole -4° C change from the Coniferous period to now was our fault too...

Canadian proverb -

TAGS: happy warm snow hypothermia enjoy
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - March 17, 2014, 5:27 pm

Finding your limits -

TAGS: like the warm up
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - August 23, 2014, 2:21 pm

Been here all along, Gary. Just not up to snuff.
GaryO - August 23, 2014, 12:01 am
Vernie!! Yer back!
lgvernon - August 22, 2014, 11:52 pm

I'm not sure what this is, but it looks broken to me.

Global Warming -

TAGS: global warming
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - July 29, 2014, 5:36 pm
Totally legit.

Global Warming -

TAGS: global warming
Rating: 4.86/5

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Pagong - January 23, 2014, 11:30 pm
Wonder what soon would be?

Best Value -

TAGS: value packed tube socks many uses save toilet seat warmer pinching pennies poop
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - May 3, 2014, 7:33 pm
Those 12 packs are best...last at least a month! Teehee, thanks for stopping by mao.
maoworks2 - May 3, 2014, 12:52 pm
Very Interesting

The Dreaded Commute -




Kumbaya -



TAGS: just warm and serve as a nice after dinner aperitif
Rating: 3.82/5

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Derek - November 23, 2009, 11:40 pm
My word that would be a hard sell these days.



TAGS: pointillism cooling tower conjoined twins henry winkler jameson s role model warm beaver monkey spank camera spike croissant cameron ferris bueller red wings indian food phallic red dwarf triumph
Rating: 3.48/5

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agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 11:06 pm
Sigh.... yeah, that's the stuff...ish.
TheTrashHeap - April 13, 2010, 11:05 pm
I remember this one. Comment nostalgia.
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 11:01 pm
Used MWLF as the beginning of each line and named the 4 posters he surpassed.
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 11:00 pm
I created this one.... it's too poetic and full of high-school level hidden meaning. aka: crap
spacedog - April 13, 2010, 10:58 pm
There is always this one.
MO - July 26, 2009, 1:24 am
Donkadonk!!! Woot wooot!!!
MO - July 26, 2009, 1:22 am
Where the air is free to....why is Trashes dog EYEBALLING ME??????? I've paid rent this month.....
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 1:22 am
Isn't it nice to let loose the bonds of politics and racism, and get back to the peace of monkies and badonkadonk?
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:21 am
Ooops. This isn't pat's. I mean I like it here, but I'm a purist ... at least when it comes to drinking water, and p***.
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:19 am
Politics, religion, race, oyyyy ... hey, bring on 'dem monkeys ....
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:55 am
rev psych fails again!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:50 am
Just don't comment on this poster please
a name - June 28, 2009, 3:46 am
Oh, but they are, and I love them for it!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:44 am
It's a nic for people who come here just to stir up **** even when nobody is paying attention.
a name - June 28, 2009, 3:39 am
The South Park Timmies or the Mr. Wizard Timmies?
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:37 am
wow the timmies are out tonight!
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 3:13 am
At least you spelled it right. Nite brother.
MO- - June 28, 2009, 3:10 am
Trash? MOOOOO? I'm out! Youz guyz have a good'n! As a well spoken sports anouncer on PTI says......GOOD NIGHT CANADA!!!
MO- - June 28, 2009, 2:56 am
PIG!!!! OOOOT!! OOOOOT!!! pig, pig, pig!!!! Wut, wuuuuut!!!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:54 am
I know its probably supposed to be a dog but i have always imagined the little brown curly tailed guy in the foreground to be a pig.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:52 am
From here I can see Bacon, Monkey, And Korean food
MO(nik) - June 28, 2009, 2:51 am
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:49 am
nah this is timmy style c'mon everybody there's a monkey party in the bustle!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:48 am
mooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:48 am
Your dog is amsome.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:47 am
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:47 am
You're dog is amsome.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:44 am
And so it begins
moooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:43 am
Tag, You're it.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:42 am
I think it would be just ducky if this poster was #1 in comments, but that could never happen with an obscure, "not exactly gut busting" poster like this. Could it?
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:36 am
I dunno. The a** monkey FTW
MO (nik) - June 28, 2009, 2:35 am
I will now publicly appologize to pat....SWEATER MONKEYS RULE!!!
MO - June 25, 2009, 11:29 pm
Speakin of surreal aggy...I need some consistency in my MOtifaking! I'm not happy with the new changes...
MO - June 14, 2009, 9:28 pm
Ag, I love the place mat idea!! I'munna steal it, and make me a mouse pad! Maybe two......meese pads?
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:23 pm
It was all of us!!! The tags serve as cliff-notes for those who don't want to fully immerse themselves into what got this poster where it's at... a time capsule, of sorts.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 8:57 pm
I think I know where Patricia keeps his little cage. No if anyone wants me, I have to go back and finish reading the tags.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 7:44 pm
man Aggy you really summed it up perfectly, I'm proud to be included. Truth is, I haven't been a part of a movement so huge since the holocau.........I've said too much.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 14, 2009, 7:17 pm
Wow! I'm very honored, agdaniele! So is Patricia's Monkey ( hey, that could be a band name!) I didn't know you could have so many tags! In the future, I will be sure to abuse the tag feature. Hehe, warm beaver.
Haarakkon - June 14, 2009, 7:13 pm
This is very nice, Agd. Love the tag-art, too.
MO - June 14, 2009, 6:59 pm
5 blue pills!!!! And when I get to work tommorrow, 5 red ones!!!

BARGAIN - Only £30 for this bed warmer.


TAGS: al gore global warming
Rating: 3.34/5

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BoneCD - October 25, 2009, 1:42 am
OHHHHH I can be an Idiot, just ask my wife...does that count?
Sean - October 25, 2009, 1:35 am
And I'm a**uming Bone, that yer NOT an idiot. *snickers wryly*
Sean - October 25, 2009, 1:34 am
A pretty good a**umption given that we all were not already dead or otherwise ravaged by a known and proven killer: UV rays.
BoneCD - October 25, 2009, 1:25 am
Just to help the argument...When man invented the instrumentation to mesaure the "Hole in the Ozone" the hole was already there. The a**umption is that it was never there. And we all know what happens when you a**ume...
Bah - October 25, 2009, 1:13 am
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8299079.stm ...'nuff said.
TheTrashHeap - August 26, 2009, 9:34 pm
Well Mo at least Derek is making more sense than mrawesomo......(at least)
MO - August 26, 2009, 7:13 pm
Good f***ing lord! Derek you are the epitome of Captain Obvious! 30 f***ing lame comments....in 30 minutes....holy ****!
Derek - August 26, 2009, 7:09 pm
The concept of "average temperature" is a little difficult for some people.
mrawesomo - August 6, 2009, 2:57 am
Kheldar_Lars - June 5, 2009, 9:08 am
Judged? As in, the Final Judgment? Did I miss the lesser known 11th Commandment, "Thou Shalt Not Question Global Warming, Even When Thou Art Freezing Thy a** Off"?
mrawesomo - May 26, 2009, 2:09 pm
It's people like you who will cry when they're judged.


TAGS: warming
Rating: 3.17/5

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TheTrashHeap - March 12, 2010, 7:09 pm
Retarded is replying to 10 month old comments and thinking you won an argument!
fred - March 12, 2010, 6:54 pm
There is basically zero scientific controversy about the big question. All the competing climate models show temperatures trending in the same direction.Don't believe me, read the published research. If this has no value for you, then you are retarded.
Sean - May 11, 2009, 1:44 am
Very very few. And many of the global warming deniers don't buy the "Chilling Stars" theory.
WTFO - May 11, 2009, 1:20 am
Not a typo, Sean. Even some of the scientists that share Gore's Nobel award question how he's politicized the topic and don't believe people are the main cause for global warming.
Sean - May 11, 2009, 12:48 am
Typo alert: that's "scientist". As in one dude. Just one. And he's not leading anything other than his own little ONE DUDE parade.
WTFO - May 11, 2009, 12:41 am
Climate change is definitely real. The question comes from the source of the change. Fact: it was warmer 300 years ago than it is today. Hmmm, how many SUVs were on the road then? Leading scientists suspect the Sun's cycle is the main source not us.
BuZZbomb - November 26, 2008, 12:35 am
The ONLY reason he knows is because of the time he spent working as Conan the Librarian.

GLOBAL WARMING - "...Ain't it a bitch!"

TAGS: global warming animals funny polar
Rating: 3.13/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 12:30 pm
*BTW, I'm not a hippie.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 12:30 pm
Awe5ome! Great pic and caption. I can't wait til all the polar bears on their way to the USA, become acclimated to lesser cool weather; then they feast upon all the stupid humans who didn't believe in global warming. Bwahahaha!

CLIMATEGATE - Regarding your Freedom of Information Act request for raw temperature data ....

TAGS: climategate global warming hoax
Rating: 3/5

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Derek - December 17, 2009, 5:07 pm
The denialists are forever grasping at anything that looks like a straw.
ThePhysicist - December 17, 2009, 3:23 pm
Like anyone but scientists would be able to read and understand it anyway.
Derek - November 30, 2009, 6:01 pm
Nobody is between you and the thermometer stand.


TAGS: gore dumb global warming bs
Rating: 2.94/5

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W - June 15, 2009, 4:49 pm
Even if our current understanding of the phenomenon is flawed and we have no impact whatsoever on climate change, a healthier environment will be the result. Turn this around and the result is a big 'We're screwed'.
Fatty - April 16, 2009, 12:49 pm
Global Warming is a farce. Climate/weather (whatever) is always going to do what it does, no matter what we do. The Earth has always gone through drastic changes and we're not but a spec in the life of this planet.
Hector - April 16, 2009, 11:52 am
Climate's what we expect. Weather's what we get. Learn the difference. Most of Houston (all those chemical plants) is barely above sea level. Climate change is going to cost our grandchildren far more than Obama's spending.


TAGS: global warming fail
Rating: 2.89/5

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Master - April 19, 2011, 7:08 pm
Let's burn rubber! Where's the vroom-vroom sound?


TAGS: global warming bigfoot easter bunny
Rating: 2.83/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 1:09 pm
and obviously a high school diploma for you
Derek - November 26, 2009, 4:32 pm
No doubt physics and statistics are in the same file.

GREENZILLA - Global warming liberal green boogeyman trying to fearmonger you out of your $ for a non-proven myth.

TAGS: global warming
Rating: 2.75/5

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LogicDude - September 23, 2009, 5:26 pm
Yeeeeah Kor, look at the dates on the comments though...this one is about 5 months old. We have standards now. And no bewbz.
Koradan - September 23, 2009, 4:58 pm
One of my motifakes gets rejected, saying it is too pixelated, and THIS passes????
Derek - July 19, 2009, 7:40 pm
Saying that you shouldn't burn things is going to cost you money eh?
agdaniele - June 11, 2009, 1:24 am
d*** atheists changing names.... just because it's GODzilla?
Sean - June 10, 2009, 6:00 pm
I save my money to throw at proven myths instead ... such as: pixels make you impotent.

COMFORTING - to know that some life will survive global warming "la la la la la la la la la la la la"

GLOBAL WARMING - Can't be long now

Inspiration -

TAGS: pollution destroy smoke global warming
Rating: 2.23/5

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Tarot - May 29, 2009, 7:35 pm
What a joke.

EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT. - Al Gore has promised Global Warming. Right now, I am freezing my ass off!

FREEDOM AND HONOUR - eight long years

TAGS: freedom honour eight years gwb bush warmongers rnr
Rating: 1.7/5

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... - November 5, 2008, 5:51 pm
Great!! Just a bit hard to read due to white on white

SHI(F)T HAPPENS - Polar Shift, Global Warming, Nibiru, The Apocalypse, ... The End Is Near And good riddance too, live with it, shi(f)t happens.

TAGS: shift **** happens polar global warming nibiru apocalypse rnr
Rating: 1.17/5

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LOLOLOL - June 22, 2009, 7:08 pm
Ask urself this, y would u make a calender 4 7851 when its only 2009 and u still got endless calendars 2 go. The world doesn't end just because a calender ends. What they're saying is... out with the old in with the new. (Maybe they'll discover somthing!)

Allure -

Chilling -

TAGS: olg age warm heart
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 5:41 am
My heart is very warm indeed, oh green one! 5l
EmilioDumphque - December 22, 2014, 2:05 am
Isn't that the fencepost that Carl Showalter buried the $80,000 near?
GaryO - December 21, 2014, 7:10 pm
Dang, Greeny. Take a gorgeous picture and make it all profound, why dontcha.

Global Warming -

Tennessee Anti-Freeze -

Romantic Skinny Dip ? -

TAGS: tropics warm waters full moon
Rating: 0/5

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Thedge - November 13, 2014, 12:23 pm
Did you consider the fishing bait perspective. Not, I repeat, NOT a good idea! Rather face anything than a hungry barracuda just at the buffet and grabbing a nibble.
mizzdizz - November 11, 2014, 7:32 am
Skinny dipping? YES! Although with a full moon, you might want to make sure you're not with a werewolf!